i see a reflection, harvey
- Will: like, an example of awkward oppressiveness is this, and then Ill give you the contrast
- Will: two guys met the same girl, and both of those guys pretty much have the same interests and hobbies
- Will: but this is what happened
- Carl: is this a true story
- Will: yeah
- me: is it you
- Will: no
- Will: 1st dude meets this chick, makes a pretty good firstimpression, he's a handsome, funny dude
- Will: he realizes that the chick likes him
- Will: everybody starts playing tekken
- Will: bitch starts talking about how she likes the panda
- Will: dude suddenly just flips the script
- me: LOL
- Will: starts saying awkward, passive aggressive shit, to her, but really out into the air
- Carl: what why
- Will: "I got some pandas in my bedroom ;)"
- Will: "You like them pandas? I'll put that bear claw on that ass"
- Carl: oh I thought he got angry at tekken or something
- Will: just wackness game
- me: hahha this story turned into something else
- me: that isn't game at all
- me: them's jokes
- Will: and you're like, "What the fuck?!"
- Carl: it's like he was waiting for that moment to seize
- Carl: and then she said Panda
- Carl: and something clicked in his mind
- Will: But in his mind, he just panicked because he didn't know what to do
- me: you play as the panda
- me: obviously
- Will: and as the night went on, he went from likeable funny handsome guy to complete douchebag
- me: and you beast niggas
- Will: now, other dude meets this chick
- Will: dude just keeps it real, does him, doesn't get all "try-hard" just is cordial and shit, unintimidated, but not jocking or being awkward
- me: who were these people
- Will: later on, chick is like, "Damn, that dude is cool"
- Will: and I'm like "I know 8-)"
- Will: the first dude was Masai
- Will: second dude was you :o
- Carl: PLOT TWIST
- me: LOL when was this?
- me: hahahaha
- me: i'm seriously laughing
- Will: when we came to your crib from Norcal
- me: wait
- me: did you TAKE CREDIT for me being cool?!
- Will: of course nigga
keep it real ism
- me: http://www.amazon.com/Born-Use-Mics-Reading-Illmatic/dp/0465002110
- will: michael eric dyson is hilarious
- will: I'm glad that we're getting out of that generation where black dudes have to talk like charicatures to be taken seriously
- me: hahaha
- me: namsaying, we still, we still in that nahmean?
- me: sometimes a nigga got drop into the THIRD PERSON, nahmean?
- me: that's how you let niggas know that a nigga is SERIOUS
- me: buy my album, out oct 3, i talk about niggas and bitches on it PEACE
- will: lol, well, technically that's the new way
- will: and nobody takes those guys seriously
- me: ^^^how do you like my martin luther king impression
- * Will disentigrates
- will: I'm surprised you were even able to type that out lol
- me: hahahaha it took a second
- me: and now i'm grinning like an IDIOT in the office
- will: the ghost of MLK is going to stage a nonviolent haunting outside your house
- me: ugh i hate chatting in here
- will: LOL I do that
- will: that's why I decided not to get the laptop
- will: I know the wifi would have me wylin out in class
- will: wiggling and shit
68k:
Alucarda (1980)
“Girl, you are definitely the FINEST woman in this club. What’re you drinking on? Can I buy you another? Oh, the blood of a virgin born under a harvest moon? Is that like… is that like… mixed with Ciroc or Goose? Nah? It’s real blood? Oh… well the red on your lips looks real pretty, but I gotta bounce if this is THAT type of joint.”
condescension
Thank goodness this guy is here to put us in our place! I was getting worried that I was writing the right type of reviews. I would also add that reviews should be double-spaced, for ease of reading, and perhaps should refrain from doing anything but describing what goes on in the issue, to avoid personal bias or subjectivity. Letter or star ratings are okay, as long as they are above the 60% mark.just fyi- any review of anything that mentions internet reaction or uses the pronoun I more than twice is lazy, amateur crap.
— BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (@BRIANMBENDIS) February 15, 2012
Also fun, from a few years back:
You, who stands so bravely behind his words that he has to hide behind cutesy fake names, feel the need to label Frank Miller with condescending nicknames? You know what? Ants don’t get to condescend to eagles.
Peter A David, on Blog@Newsarama.
Comics, everybody! They may break your heart, but they’ll make you feel stupid for liking them, first!
Actual dialogue from Batwoman #4, said from a villain to a teenage sidekick as he beats the bone marrow out of her. On each page, in inset panels, are shots of the sidekick’s mentor orgasming as her girlfriend (or date? I don’t know, I don’t care) goes down on her.
You can juxtapose sex and violence to great effect, whether in an artistic or exploitative way.
This isn’t great effect.
I hate my hobby.
MAMIE MILLWATER: First person to beat somebody like they stole something.
-Jean Dujardin’s Villain Auditions via Funny or Die and Awards Daily. Hilarious.
Metta to Lin: Get some swag - CBSSports.com
I love World Peace, and I bet Kobe knows exactly who Jeremy Lin is now
Itagaki: Tecmo Tricked Me Into Releasing Dead Or Alive 2 | Game|Life | Wired.com
tomonobu itagaki is the greatest pervert in video games and absolutely ridiculous
Yahoo! Local Beta News - Grease From Bay Area Restaurants A Target For Thieves
i got that work! hit me on the hip if you need a gal or two, i gotchu for the low
lucille bogan - shave ‘em dry (1935) (by toesandumbrellas)
this song is wild explicit from word one
The Wire: Chicken McNuggets (by goodcookiedrift)
this is basically how the comics industry works
He cried — and the judge cut him loose.
A disgraced NYPD detective convicted of planting drugs on an innocent couple was looking at jail time when he walked into court on Thursday.
He walked out with probation after blubbering that he was ashamed of himself and pleading for mercy.
— Ex-cop Jason Arbeeny cries for judge, gets probation; Judge Gustin Reichbach could have given him 4 years - NY Daily News