girls in hoodies > *
And miniskirts and opaque tights! Also, what’s < *? They’re better than stars? Than Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing of a butthole? (OK, they’re definitely better—or at least more pleasant—than that :P)
* = everything. It’s used as a wildcard in computer programming/languages, so if you search for “Ingrid * cats,” you could get “Ingrid loves cats,” “Ingrid hates cats,” “Ingrid owns cats,” and anything else that fits the format of “Ingrid [something] cats.”
So! Girls in hoodies better than [fill in the blank]. I could probably structure a ridiculous math equation that boils down my taste in women. I don’t know that I could get everything, but if we use | as “and/or” and […] as a symbol for “other entries” I could write
Girls In Hoodies|Girls With Braids|Girls With Short Hair|Girls Who Are Early 1900s Models|[…]+cigarette smoke|miniskirts|opaque tights|[…]/[age range] > *
But that would just be ridiculous!
