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i see a reflection, harvey

• Will: like, an example of awkward oppressiveness is this, and then Ill give you the contrast
• Will: two guys met the same girl, and both of those guys pretty much have the same interests and hobbies
• Will: but this is what happened
• Carl: is this a true story
• Will: yeah
• me: is it you
• Will: no
• Will: 1st dude meets this chick, makes a pretty good firstimpression, he's a handsome, funny dude
• Will: he realizes that the chick likes him
• Will: everybody starts playing tekken
• Will: bitch starts talking about how she likes the panda
• Will: dude suddenly just flips the script
• me: LOL
• Will: starts saying awkward, passive aggressive shit, to her, but really out into the air
• Carl: what why
• Will: "I got some pandas in my bedroom ;)"
• Will: "You like them pandas? I'll put that bear claw on that ass"
• Carl: oh I thought he got angry at tekken or something
• Will: just wackness game
• me: hahha this story turned into something else
• me: that isn't game at all
• me: them's jokes
• Will: and you're like, "What the fuck?!"
• Carl: it's like he was waiting for that moment to seize
• Carl: and then she said Panda
• Carl: and something clicked in his mind
• Will: But in his mind, he just panicked because he didn't know what to do
• me: you play as the panda
• me: obviously
• Will: and as the night went on, he went from likeable funny handsome guy to complete douchebag
• me: and you beast niggas
• Will: now, other dude meets this chick
• Will: dude just keeps it real, does him, doesn't get all "try-hard" just is cordial and shit, unintimidated, but not jocking or being awkward
• me: who were these people
• Will: later on, chick is like, "Damn, that dude is cool"
• Will: and I'm like "I know 8-)"
• Will: the first dude was Masai
• Will: second dude was you :o
• Carl: PLOT TWIST
• me: LOL when was this?
• me: hahahaha
• me: i'm seriously laughing
• Will: when we came to your crib from Norcal
• me: wait
• me: did you TAKE CREDIT for me being cool?!
• Will: of course nigga